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Raven Aure
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Posted - 2006.04.07 18:29:00 -
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 Originally by: Salusa VC
Originally by: JOSEPHx
In a prelude to my mates coming round to play poker i was trying to retrieve all my loose change from a big glass jar by shaking the coins out, cue glass jar shattering and dropping onto my wrist severing all my nerves, resulting in a blood soaked dash to the A+E followed by 10 hours of microsurgery. (props to the docs at stoke mandeville).
Got 99% feeling back in my hand now but i still go cold every time i think about all that blood spurting out of my wrist.
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Hands down winner
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Posted - 2006.04.07 22:55:00 -
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Edited by: Raven Aure on 07/04/2006 22:55:31
A friend of mine once woke up covered in blood and Scottish shortbread. His thumbs still haven't healed (over a year later).
Never ... ever... ride a shopping trolly like a chariot in a Tesco's carpark when drunk.
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"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you."
"Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5
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Posted - 2006.04.08 02:09:00 -
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Originally by: Denrace
Edited by: Denrace on 08/04/2006 01:11:59
I once tried to run a Hair Straightener over my pubes.
Of course, I was drunk and missed.
In the blind panic I clamped my left Knack between the heated ceramic plates and foolishly clenched the straighteners together.
That's right, folks.
I straightened my ball sack.
 
That sounds like Tom..... Tom, is that you?
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"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you."
"Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5
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Posted - 2006.04.08 05:41:00 -
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I once went over the handlebars in t-shirt and shorts on a steep, loose gravel hill. I slid a good 20ft before I stopped, having stones embedded in me the whole way. I then had to get back on the bike and ride 5 miles to get first aid.
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"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you."
"Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5
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Posted - 2006.04.08 20:16:00 -
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How could I forget... a friend and I got blown up by a cannon that shoots oranges at 200mph, powered by hair-spray.
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"Ahh, Raven Aure. Your reputation precedes you."
"Uh oh. Which one?"
Originally by: Density5
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